idk how ts started but i remember sneaking into my own damn room n the fucking mlp characters snuck up behind me and knocked me out with a wooden clipboard (?).

i woke up in a shed w them smiling all creepy like that one episode where twilight crashes out Sorry guys my mlp lore knowledge is poor. TS WAS SCARY BRO. i could hear someone dying (kinda) beneath the floorboards or whatever. the mlp cast was dissecting him trying 2 get a good human heart. or so i heard!

ummm idk what happened after but now im trapped in my actual house with my parents who are #nonchalant about this. halls in my house were really fucking tall for some reason it was like a church or some extreme Dilation. all dark and gloomy too. we are hatching plans n scheming trying 2 get My Room back but some fuckass pony found out i think bc we were running for our lives n i ran into my room and the same bs w all the main mlp characters happens again. this repeats like twice -- in one of the cycles i just start beatboxing at them like idgaf about no damn shed :sob:. but Yes after the second cycle im fully getting ragebaited so im like "what if they just crush us ina meatgrinder" and i have a vague cartoonish img of that happening which gets me cheesing lowkey and i wake up.

mlp creepy smiles burned in my mind bro do not put me in a situation again.

i travelled with my family to brazil i think? we stayed in an airbnb that was filled with sand.

someone asked me to go grocery shopping and get lots of cucumbers for some reason. when i picked one up i realised it was soft and rubbery Ew. then highly anticipated upcoming zzz character komano manato walked by and told me to try snapping it. that shit was filled with lotion inside. i was so disgusted i jumped 20 feet in the air onto the second floor and crawled around the instant noodle shelves.

the place was also selling random strands of hair? literally all i bought were noodles and chobani yoghurt This was very unusual of me. then i woke up.