welcome!

welcome to my seasick website!

before you enter:

not mobile friendly at all. this site will blow up your phone. best viewed in 1920 x 1080 resolution at 100% zoom.

uses javascript and iframes, however isn't overloaded with gifs (by my standards). no autoplay used.

rated pg-13 i guess? whatever dude. if you're a 12 y/o go away.